Score: 10

"COCK JOKE!"

submission: Skittles N' Dickz

date: August 24, 2008

This was good...u should make a sequel....with lots dick based puns and PARTY BOY!...also (INSERT COCK JOKE HERE) :D

Score: 10

"lol"

submission: Mad Libs 10

date: June 27, 2008

story 1-
Dear Steven Colbert: I am 8 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your big television program. You are my favorite TV boob and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the pussy. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Dick' while juggling three balls. Then for a really wet finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cum and go offstage waving an American sperm. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Pete Wentz or maybe even another Haley Williams. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big penis. Yours truly, Zak

story 2-
Good day, ma'am. My name is Zak, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the pussy field?
About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) shaven day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) vagina in the business penis?
Yes, I think it's huge.
Do you have a tit degree? And if so, from which university did you rub?
I recieved my Bachelor of nipple and my Masters of stripper from the University of Sex.
How much/many bitch do you make?
I make 8 a year plus benefits like cum insurance and dragon insurance.
I appreciate your horny cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more balls?
No; we have enough asses at the office, thank you.

Score: 10

"hehe"

submission: Mad Libs 9

date: June 27, 2008

When I was a kid 19 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an cum in the house, and if your breast itches, it means a/an dick is coming to visit, and you'll have wet luck if you find a four-leaf pussy. We also believed that if you spilled chicken at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your big toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an skin you would have seven years of bad lotions. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an milk pulls in, and don't throw balls at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of tail.

Score: 10

"LMAO!"

submission: Mad Libs 8

date: June 27, 2008

just keep typing sexual words! all the mad libs will turn to erotica!

Score: 10

"lmao"

submission: Mad Libs 6

date: June 27, 2008

American universities offer students many wet courses that will prepare them to become good boobs. You can get a degree as a Bachelor of Dicks, or take a regular liberal tits course. Or, if you want to become a/an hairy engineer, you can study hot mathematics and differential bitches. Then, after 8 years, if you want to continue your studies, you can write a/an sperm and become a Doctor of Balls. When you get out into the world, if you have a diploma from a university, you can get a job as a/an stripper. If you don't have a diploma, you'll get stuck with a lousy job like being a/an hooker. So it's important that you study hard in high school so you can get a good chance at passing the College Entrance vaginas. Remember: 'A little learning is a/an slimey thing.'

Score: 10

"THIS IS HILARIOUS!"

submission: Mad Libs 5

date: June 27, 2008

Dear Great-Aunt Cara, Thank you for inviting us all over for Halloween. I loved the hard candy you served; you always make it so wet. I guess Uncle TJ was really hot, since he ejaculated in the chocolate! Thank you also for the clothes. I heard Pete Wentz uses that kind. FUCK ME!! My sister loved the light pink bra you gave her; she's going to fuck it at the graduation next week. I'm sorry Chris and I broke your bed. We were masturbating in the bathroom when it suddenly went 'SQUIRT!'! We will pay you to have it fixed by cleaning your penis. I can't wait to see you next year at Independence Day! Love, Zak

Score: 10

"its good but"

submission: Emo Boy episode 2

date: June 16, 2008

whats with the REALLY high pitched voices

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: Sonic Shorts Volume 3

date: May 30, 2008

Pretty Funny, it took forever to load though...that thing at the end with tails robot was the only thing i didnt like

Score: 10

"Funny"

submission: Warp To World 69 Flash

date: May 30, 2008

Awesome komik! the song is by Mike Jones...in case ppl care...and the only reason it was deleted from youtube is cuz there's nudity...unless u censored it...

Score: 10

"LUCKY!!"

submission: The Dudette Next Door

date: May 28, 2008

Someday i hope to have hot lezbian neighbors!