Score: 10

"COCK JOKE!"

submission: Skittles N' Dickz

date: August 24, 2008

This was good...u should make a sequel....with lots dick based puns and PARTY BOY!...also (INSERT COCK JOKE HERE) :D

Score: 10

"lol"

submission: Mad Libs 10

date: June 27, 2008

story 1-
Dear Steven Colbert: I am 8 years old, and I would like to audition for the talent search you're having on your big television program. You are my favorite TV boob and I think you would like my act. I open by playing the pussy. Then I sing 'Somewhere Over The Dick' while juggling three balls. Then for a really wet finish to my act, I recite Lincoln's Gettysburg Cum and go offstage waving an American sperm. If you give me the chance, I'm sure that I can become another Pete Wentz or maybe even another Haley Williams. And when I become rich and famous, I'll always credit you for giving me my first big penis. Yours truly, Zak

story 2-
Good day, ma'am. My name is Zak, and I'd like to ask you a few questions about your career in fucking. Tell me, how many years have you been working in the pussy field?
About 69 years, but sometimes it feels longer when I've had a(n) shaven day.
Do you find it hard being a(n) vagina in the business penis?
Yes, I think it's huge.
Do you have a tit degree? And if so, from which university did you rub?
I recieved my Bachelor of nipple and my Masters of stripper from the University of Sex.
How much/many bitch do you make?
I make 8 a year plus benefits like cum insurance and dragon insurance.
I appreciate your horny cooperation. I wish I had your job. Does your employer need any more balls?
No; we have enough asses at the office, thank you.

Score: 10

"hehe"

submission: Mad Libs 9

date: June 27, 2008

When I was a kid 19 years ago, we used to believe in superstitions like it's bad luck to open a/an cum in the house, and if your breast itches, it means a/an dick is coming to visit, and you'll have wet luck if you find a four-leaf pussy. We also believed that if you spilled chicken at the table, you had to throw some over your left penis, and if your big toe hurt, it meant rain, and if you broke a/an skin you would have seven years of bad lotions. Today, kids have different superstitions like it's bad luck to jump on the railroad tracks just before a/an milk pulls in, and don't throw balls at policemen. But, actually, there's only one superstition I believe in. Whenever I comment on my health, I always remember to knock on a piece of tail.

Score: 10

"AWESOME!"

submission: To Be Continued

date: November 6, 2008

This is excellent...u should get a record deal with sum1...unless ur not into the whole "selling out" kinda thing, which is kool...the screaming lyrics were awesome!

Score: 10

"good song"

submission: Most Boring Song of all Time

date: November 5, 2008

the score was like 3.92 and i voted 5 and it went all the way up to 4 O.O

Score: 10

"THIS OWNZ!"

submission: Mario has a Fat Fucking Cock

date: November 5, 2008

distorted musik ownz...we need more musik like this...this is NOT a joke...this shit ownz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!